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Bat nightmares

2008-10-18T12:03:00.001Z

It can always get worse

2008-09-29T08:07:00.000Z

26 things the movies taught you... but you may not have realised until now!

2008-01-09T07:04:00.000Z

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not.
2) At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
3) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
4) Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
5) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
6) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
7) If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
8) Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
9) Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
10) All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
11) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
12) It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
13) Once applied, lipstick will never rub off--even while scuba diving.
14) You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
15) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
16) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
17) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
18) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
19) If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
20) Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: "Enter Password Now."
21) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
22) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
23) A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
24) If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
25) Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
26) When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.

This guy had what he thought was a great tattoo...

2007-11-28T01:05:00.000Z

Until he went to Jail....

Great "below the line" advertising

2007-11-28T00:56:00.000Z

The Wheels of Life

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It's easy to tell male and female birds apart

2007-03-04T07:10:00.000Z

Dear captain

2007-01-26T23:24:00.000Z

Signs that work

2007-01-26T23:22:00.000Z

When the imagination runs riot

2007-01-26T23:21:00.000Z

Dear passengers, please buckle up your seatbelts, and those sitting on the right of the plane, please look to your left

2007-01-26T23:19:00.000Z

Melissa Williams, a Sydney resident, worries about the effect of global warming on her new born baby

2007-01-26T23:11:00.000Z

The trend is your friend

2006-12-17T11:22:00.002Z

Don't Sweat It

2006-12-17T11:22:00.001Z

Dummies for Dummies

2006-12-17T11:21:00.000Z

If women ruled...

2006-05-19T18:52:00.000Z

Useful Assistants

2005-11-12T22:09:00.000Z

Many a man has come to this cross-roads

2005-11-08T22:33:00.000Z

Creative shampoo advertising

2005-11-08T22:28:00.000Z

Stealth Fighter

2005-11-08T22:26:00.000Z

Homemade T Shirts

2005-11-08T22:25:00.000Z

Interesting thought

2005-11-08T22:23:00.000Z

All Men Are Bastards Knife Block

2005-11-08T22:22:00.000Z

Blow my nose

2005-11-08T22:20:00.000Z

Google Circa 1960

2005-11-08T22:18:00.000Z

The difference between men and women

2005-11-08T22:16:00.001Z

How observant are you?

2005-11-08T22:15:00.001Z

Click on the link and see two seemingly identical pictures. Can you identify three differences?

In a test, only 19 people out of 8000 found the three differences. Are you one of the elite?

The background music provides a clue so put your sound on.

Try it now!

The dangers of masturbation

2005-11-08T22:15:00.000Z

If I close my eyes, maybe the bitch will disappear

2005-11-08T22:13:00.000Z

Charades Fun

2005-11-08T22:09:00.000Z

Finally a Bank that You Screw

2005-10-31T12:59:00.000Z

Fido's been eaten but I'll take care of you

2005-10-30T23:53:00.000Z

Great Advice

2005-10-30T23:44:00.000Z

Sometimes art can make you feel inadequate

2005-10-23T14:55:00.000Z

Some things you cant control

2005-10-04T23:56:00.000Z

Impressive

2005-10-04T23:52:00.000Z

Heh, where's the beer?

2005-10-04T23:50:00.000Z

Every keyboard should have one

2005-10-04T23:48:00.000Z

Nihilists verse Nudists

2005-10-04T23:41:00.000Z

Broads in Brine

2005-10-04T23:40:00.000Z

Save the whale

2005-10-04T23:39:00.000Z

Terrible Teddies

2005-10-04T23:38:00.000Z

Get me the sledgehammer

2005-10-04T23:37:00.000Z

Medical Scams

2005-10-04T23:35:00.000Z

Extreme sports for the disabled

2005-10-04T23:34:00.000Z

Guess the Gay Guy

2005-10-04T23:30:00.000Z

Although he took great pride in his work, Zio had a hard time telling his friends what he did for a living

2005-09-10T21:30:00.000Z

Toy Treats

2005-09-09T21:29:00.000Z

Viagra Sponsored Sports

2005-09-09T21:28:00.000Z

And you thought you worked with assholes?

2005-09-09T21:27:00.000Z

Itsy Witsy Teeny One-Pieces

2005-09-09T21:25:00.000Z

Girls with Balls

2005-09-09T21:24:00.000Z

That Sinking Feeling

2005-09-09T21:23:00.000Z

Wishful shagging

2005-09-09T21:21:00.000Z

Shit, I need a shute!

2005-09-09T21:20:00.000Z

Scrimpy Savings

2005-09-09T21:19:00.000Z

Holy Shit!

2005-09-09T21:15:00.000Z

Fruity Veg

2005-09-09T21:11:00.000Z

Cloud Cuckoo

2005-09-09T21:10:00.000Z

Clearing the run-way

2005-09-09T21:06:00.000Z

Bug-gery

2005-09-09T21:04:00.000Z

Any time is a good time

2005-09-09T21:03:00.000Z

Great advertising

2005-08-05T22:15:00.003Z

Mac Attack

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Strange bikes

2005-08-05T22:14:00.003Z

Me and my big cock

2005-08-05T22:14:00.001Z

Small cars

2005-08-05T22:14:00.000Z

Where French cars end up

2005-08-05T22:13:00.001Z

Speak into the mike

2005-08-05T22:13:00.000Z

Brodderick hits hard times

2005-08-04T22:43:00.001Z

You may now cup the bride

2005-08-04T22:43:00.000Z

Romantic rides for Kiwis

2005-08-03T22:44:00.000Z

Cool body work

2005-08-03T22:43:00.000Z

Humping Harley

2005-08-01T22:16:00.000Z

Blondes verse Brunettes

2005-07-20T17:52:00.000Z

Dressed to kill

2005-07-06T17:57:00.002Z

Cool glass

2005-07-06T17:57:00.001Z

Nice backdrop

2005-07-06T17:57:00.000Z

The mother of all bikes

2005-07-06T17:56:00.001Z

Curiosity killed the fish

2005-07-06T17:56:00.000Z

Birth control campaign with a difference

2005-07-06T17:55:00.002Z

Lady and the Tramp

2005-07-06T17:55:00.000Z

How squirrels learned to fly

2005-07-06T17:54:00.001Z

Cool party tricks

2005-07-06T17:53:00.000Z

Prove it!

2005-06-04T22:29:00.002Z

How to cause an accident 101

2005-06-04T22:29:00.001Z

Are you protecting your PC?

2005-06-04T22:29:00.000Z

The joys of InfraRed

2005-06-04T22:28:00.000Z

Love in the great outdoors

2005-06-04T22:27:00.002Z

Putting a cork in it

2005-06-04T22:27:00.001Z

Push now ladies!

2005-06-04T22:27:00.000Z

Inviting Ying Yang to breakfast

2005-06-04T22:26:00.003Z

Hunting for Narcoleptics 101

2005-06-04T22:26:00.002Z

Down boy!

2005-06-04T22:26:00.000Z

Christmas is cancelled this year

2005-06-04T22:25:00.001Z

Suprise!

2005-06-04T22:25:00.000Z

Does my bum look big in this?

2005-05-29T16:10:00.000Z